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Witty Limericks

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Price: $10 (fixed price)
I will write a witty limerick on any issue of your choice. Usually I write limericks related to current affairs and libertarianism, but just about any topic is fair game.

Below are a couple of examples of limericks I wrote in the past.

Donald was on another tirade
"China is killing us with unfair trade"
I said "Dude that's just a myth
Read some Ricardo and Smith
Because we won't drink your kool-aid"

I was with a commie, having a debate
He said "US healthcare is expensive, lolbertarian, checkmate!"
"Ah", I replied, "US healthcare, what a sordid affair
Programs like medicare, medicaid and Obamacare
Those are all problems created by the State"
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