Hear me, he who looks for content
for I shall write you with humorous intent.
From Amish zombies and militant squids,
gangster hermits selling weed to kids
my stories will bewitch you with all their might
telling of countless conspiracy theories with delight.
Yet, not all text must be hollow,
for one might momentarily feel the wrath of sorrow
in that absence of youthful glee
one shall succumb to melancholic poetry
to drown one's self in the river Lethe
and tear the rush of despair, with a sharp teeth.
All that, and much more you can have
in prose or poem, funny and sad
Hit me up for a quote, fear not
my pen is ready, to win you the jackpot!
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